how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]
i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS